The Inn of the Flying Virus (2023)

By Jarry & ChatGPT
Adapted from Benjamin Peret’s The Inn of the Flying Arse(1922)

I, the usurper, Jarry Huang, certify that these lines were taken down from my dictation, the first section before making the antibody, and the second after.

BEFORE (VIRUS)

A man with wild contempt came down from the tree he had been living in since his first marriage. In each hand he held a virus organ, from which emerged millions of little larvae which immediately flew off and settled on some large blue flowers. At the larvae’s touch, the flowers reared up as if they were made of rubber.

The man was a double male. He advanced toward a rock where a line of yoni was becoming visible at eye-level. With his finger, he touched one of them, which made a high pitched sound, the second one made an even higher pitched sound, and the third to the touch proved to be as sensitive as an eyebrow. He pressed his thumb on the fourth one with all his might, and the stone gave way. the stone gave way, two large white arms, and two legs just as white as the arms, appeared and were instantly covered with roses.

the man disappeared, while, in place of the abalone, a long stem of sulphur ran down to the ground. Not far from there, a great yellow flower which was half opened, came off its root, then trauma itself around a treesome kind of magnolia. It stuck itself onto one of the tree’s flowers, which then disappeared into its corolla. a few minutes later, sulphur could be seen dripping from there as well.

from the place where the man disappeared, now came the sound of a propeller turning at full speed. propellers and fragments of bone and body emerged from the hole through which the man had entered.

Four flies and two fat spiders started turning silently around the little pile of bone and virus which itself began to turn as well. a head was formed, and then an arm, a leg, a virus, and the entire body of a newborn baby appeared.

a child brought his hand to his virus which was male, the flies and the spiders disappeared through the same hole as the man. a child his hand on his virus, began to come. The trees, the animals, the rocks began to curl up until they all began to trace the form of a virus. the child got up, ran to the tree which he tried to grab, but the tree liquified and poured through his hands, he ran toward the rocks and they flew off.

once again the child touched his virus with his finger and climaxed. a hedge of male virus came up on either side of him, and the child flew off, followed by two virus, one white, the other black. a man landed some distance away, on the bank of a river; and there he saw emerging from the water the man with the wild pemphigoid, his hands full of excrement which blossomed on contact with the air. a small brain fell with a whistling sound and penetrated the child’s skull, ensuring the proper mental development.

a man put the child in his belly, and two Spanish girls threw themselves at his feet, kissing his member with passion. a man’s stinkhorn became round, and took on spots like those of a leopard.

a man stiffened as if he were about to die; the girl who at that moment was licking his member stiffened as well. two of them, caught in a propeller-like motion, penetrated an electric cloud and fell at the feet of God.